Quickie Post. Topic - Things to Do to Torture Yourself:
Affix Krazy Glue to eyelashes. Let dry. Peel, slowly.
Query literary agents for representation.
Roll naked body over bed of razor blades followed by rolling in bed of salt, slowly.
Forward requested material to agent. Wait, wonder, wither and wilt. In that order.
Visit oral surgeon for scheduled root canal. Refuse Novocaine. Instead suggest the biggest needle. Plunge excessively. Do not rinse.
Receive rejection pile with enthusiasm. Write even though you're fairly certain you suck.
Face new day with hope.
Write something new.
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